Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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