:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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