Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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