i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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