we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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