Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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