is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
We smell like vodka and hangover
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