I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
