no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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