she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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