i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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