did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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