You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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