i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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