Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
