Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i would punch a child for taco bell
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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