Whats the glycemic index on semen?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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