Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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