I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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