if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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