What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
