U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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