my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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