if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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