I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Actions speak louder than pants.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Terrible idea I love it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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