I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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