What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You were trust falling into bushes
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