Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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