So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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