An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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