When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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