Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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