Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
All the doctor said was why
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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