i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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