so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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