she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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