You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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