I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Help. Why am I so naked?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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