No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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