My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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