Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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