This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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