i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
