You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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