i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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