How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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