it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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