My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
