why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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