I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Dignity is for republicans.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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